Oblivious Costco Shopper Jams Up Interstore Traffic

SEATTLE, WA—A middle-aged Asian woman, probably Chinese, visited irritation and tardiness upon hundreds of Costco shoppers Sunday by guiding her cart slowly and carelessly throughout the busiest sections of the warehouse. Managers confirmed that more than half of the afternoon's patrons were blocked, wedged out, and otherwise prevented from adequate access to samples by her haphazard wanderings – from the televisions at the front of the store, all the way to the frozen taquitos in the utmost back. "It's like she's just killing time in here," said shopper Kevin McNeal. "I came for smoke detectors, but had to detour down the mattress aisle while she fumbled with pulling on her jacket." Added McNeal, "She's a menace." At press time, the woman was holding up the entire security line at the store exit while she struggled to retrieve her receipt from her purse.

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